Guide to Adult Board & Party Games 2019
Howdy gang – thanks for tuning in for yet another installment of recommendations from Mr. Porn Geek. I’ve received a few emails over the last few weeks from users who really enjoy my reviews covering online porn games and think I should also go about recommending some adult board games for when it’s time to get naughty in real life. I wasn’t too clued in on this particular realm of erotic entertainment, but after a lot of research (and hands-on practice), I think I’ve got all of the bases covered. So let’s talk a little about the best adult board games for 2019, shall we?
Shipping with a cheeky feather, fluffy handcuffs and hours of fun to be had between couples, Desire is my first recommendation for people who want a fun night with their significant other. There are 24 cards included in this pack and each one features a unique and spicy command on how to interact with your lover. I grabbed a copy myself and played with my somewhat experimental girlfriend: I was surprised at just how out there some of the cards were! I’ve included a link from Amazon since the retailer I found offers a 100% money back guarantee if you’re not happy with the game: can’t say fairer than that. Buy Desire on Amazon today.
Cards Against Humanity
While not strictly X-rated, few would be able to suggest Cards Against Humanity as something suitable to be played by anyone under the age of 18. Self-described as ‘an adult party game for horrible people’, this small form-factor title can bring hours of fun to a group of individuals that aren’t afraid of being offensive. Highly recommended to have at least 4 people for this one – perfect for small gatherings of people you’re close to that won’t get offended easily. I’ve played this about 4 or 5 times over the years and I absolutely love it: I’m sure you will too if you’ve got a sense of humor. Buy Cards Against Humanity on Amazon today.
Sometimes it’s hard to beat the classics and that’s very much what Monogamy is. Based in the United Kingdom, Creative Conceptions is a mature board game company that has created one of the most popular titles in the genre to date. As with Desire, this is a couple’s game that contains over 390 ideas and actions, meaning you can enjoy it for a decent number of sessions before repeating a few of the same things. I actually found a review I’d recommend on this game by a lady called Rebecca Dakin: you can click here to visit her YouTube channel or simply watch the embed video review down below to get a better understanding of what Monogamy is all about.
If you liked this review, be sure to smash the subscribe button and give your love to Rebecca. Since the adult board game review community is so small, you’ve got to give your support wherever possible. I’ll be sure to hunt down more great chicks like her in future – just another thing Mr. Porn Geek does for the world of sex!
One thing I did for research on this article was simply head on over to a website called Board Game Geek. After typing in ‘sex’, I got quite a few results for games that I think people reading this will love. Click on this link to see the results based on the number of votes: this will tell you which games have been played the most. It would appear that OrgasMe!, described as ‘sex turned into a card game’, does okay on the rankings – even among those that seem quite snobbish about their board game superiority. There are 8 reviews for this game on the site: I haven’t played it myself so I can’t be too helpful on whether or not it’s good, but I’ll certainly go hunting for it so I can write up a full review at some point.
Note that OrgasMe! does not appear to be focused on having sex or helping couples bang one another: it’s much more about laughing about sex-related topics and the like. Perhaps more of an adult party game as opposed to anything you’d enjoy with your loved one before a night of sex and debauchery.
My last recommendation for a sexy board game goes to Dare Duel. What I love about this one is that it comes from Sweden and was funded initially by a Kickstarter campaign that raised over $10,000. For couples out there who have exhausted all of my online adult games, this is a great alternative if you want to bring your sex life to a whole new level of weird and wonderful. I think what I like most about Dare Duel is the fact that they managed to actually have a successful Kickstarter Campaign: how awesome is that? Too many scams these days: glad that you can always count on people making erotic board games to give you the real deal. Buy Dare Duel from the official store here.
That’s about it from me folks – I hope you enjoyed my list of the best adult board games for 2019. Whether you’ve got a party going on a lover that just wants something intimate to share with you, these recommended titles above are sure to put a smile on your face and a stiff object in your pants.