In London? Want to find escorts? Mr. Porn Geek can help.
I think you all ought to know that Mr. Porn Geek is a bit of an expert when it comes to escorts these days, and having lived in London – and having known a lot of people who hire escorts – I’m in a unique position. It’s always important for me to use my skills for good, and that’s what I plan to do right now! See, there are so many hubs and spots out there for finding companions in the capital that it’s hard to know where you ought to go. Have no fear: I’ve got two recommended destinations below that I think will give you exactly what you want. So, let’s jump straight into the action and I’m going to tell you about these places in a little bit of detail. First up – Escort Rankings UK!
Escort Rankings UK
When landing here, you’ll see that there are actually a whole bunch of cities that you can look through in the UK, including spots like Edinburgh, Manchester, Bristol and Belfast. Since we’re only looking for London escorts, I’m going to focus on that section. Right now, there are 27,000 listings in London for escorts: that’s a hell of a lot of adverts for you to check out! They’re organized based on the last time they had a review added to the platform from a punter, but you can sort based on when the profile was added to the platform, highest ranked, last online and whether or not they have videos. This is probably one of my favorite things about Escort Rankings: they’ve got a good media section that lets you see what these goddesses look like, and there’s a big focus on verified accounts. We’re talking women who you can guarantee look like what they say they do – all too important in this age of hoodwinking and deception!
Profiles at Escort Rankings are pretty detailed with good biographies, lots of personal data, detailed incall and outcall rates, as well as mentioned – the media section. I appreciate places having images, but the addition of a spot for videos and short clips is really cool – Mr. Porn Geek is big on these, since they’re harder to be faked, photoshopped and so on. Now since the site title is about rankings, there is a decent focus here on reviews, and the girls who are a little more experienced certainly have a lot of details you can read up on. Clients can be a little coy from time to time with their analysis, but others will give you a detailed breakdown of what happened. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Alongside all of the listings, Escort Rankings also has an advice section where they add posts and details on various things. Stuff like how to bring an escort into your marriage, what it’s like to date one, travelling information and so on. There are quite a few entries here – I’d say around 80 articles, and they’re surprisingly informative and useful. They’ve done a good job of covering the major details and for that reason, I’m giving them an additional thumbs up. Even without the help area, I think that Escort Rankings UK would be a stellar spot. With them? All the better.
UK Adult Zone
If Escort Rankings UK didn’t float your boat, I’d recommend UK Adult Zone instead for finding London escorts. As with Escort Rankings UK, when you land here for the first time, you’re going to see a lot of towns that are covered and available. Even if you’re not in the capital, you can check out Cardiff, Derby, Chelmsford and Liverpool – wherever you need to find a companion in the UK, this place has it all. Click through to the London section if you just want to find those in the big city though – there are hundreds of options and many options to pick from. For me, I like the nationality filter on UK Adult Zone the most – whether it’s Chinese, American, Indian or Spanish girls that you’re looking for, these are all options for you at UK Adult Zone – cracking stuff if you ask Mr. Porn Geek! You can also filter based on whether it’s an agency or an independent girl.
Got a particular niche that you’re looking to explore? UK Adult Zone can help you – they’ve got all of the major ones that you’re probably used to, including some pretty unique options. For instance, there’s ‘adult baby’ listed as a preference – only a few girls offer the service, but hey, if that’s what you want, at least you’ve got some options. This, coupled alongside more traditional desires such as BDSM, spanking, striptease, face sitting and foot fetish stuff will ensure that no matter what it is that gets you hot under the collar, a babe at UK Adult Zone is probably going to have the ability to assist you with your deepest, most sensual wants. Hell, there are even pregnant escorts here from time to time if you like getting down and dirty with companions who are knocked up – they’re some of the best in my experience!
Profiles at UK Adult Zone cover a standard description written by the escort, some statistics (dress size, public hair status, height and so on) as well as various niches that they’re associated with. Escorts also have a review section here, so if you want to get to know a little more about them from people who have had the pleasure – this is the place to do it. Times are also listed, although I did notice that a bunch of the ads on UK Adult Zone were essentially 24/7 in nature. That is to say: reach out whenever and if they’re available, it’s game time.
Anyway folks – that’s it from Mr. Porn Geek. These two places are some of the best I’ve come across for finding escorts in London. So, check them out if you’re there right now or planning to visit some time soon. Cheers and I’ll see you again in the next post!